Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the most pressing issues of our time are debated with fervor and confusion.
We're a group of experts in the field of Paradoxical Pundits, dedicated to finding solutions to problems that may or may not exist.
Our members include:
And we're always looking for new members who can apply to join our ranks.
But be warned: our meetings can be mind-numbingly dull.