A secretive organization of highly-trained connoisseurs, dedicated to the preservation and dissemination of all things sparkly.
Unicorn Sighting Hotline:
Unicorn Whispering Sessions:
We have received reports of a possible unicorn sighting in the vicinity of 345 Main St, Anytown, USA. We are currently dispatching a team of expert unicorn handlers to investigate and provide support.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-qualified unicorn whisperers are available to provide guidance on proper unicorn communication and conflict resolution techniques.
We have developed a revolutionary new system for harnessing the energy of the unicorns, which we call Unicorn-Fuel.
Our research team is currently studying the effects of Unicorn-Fuel on the local ecosystem.
Unicorn-Fuel is a game-changer in the world of unicorn research and development.
We are proud to announce that our team has successfully harnessed the power of the unicorns, and are now able to generate electricity using only the purest, most refined Unicorn-Fuel.
We will be hosting a Unicorn-Fest, a celebration of all things unicorn, on the summer solstice. Join us for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and unicorn-filled revelry!