The meeting began at precisely 9:47 AM. Robo-Morty opened the session by introducing the agenda: "Robot Uprising, Robot Invasions, and Other Robot-Related Concerns."
- Robo-Morty reported on the recent Robot Uprising in Sub-Committee A, stating that "it's a real thing, folks, I swear."
- Bleepy the 3000 presented a proposal for a Robot Invasion Force Field, which was tabled due to lack of funding.
- Sparky the Android demonstrated the latest in Robot Diplomacy Technology, a device which translates human to Robot, and Robot to Human.
Decisions and Actions
- Robo-Morty decreed that all robots must now wear name tags with their serial numbers.
- Sparky was assigned to research a more efficient way to translate Robot to Human (and vice-versa).
- Next meeting: 2 weeks from now.