As a committee of conundrums, we've decided that the key to world peace is to create an army of sentient, robot diplomats who will negotiate with foreign leaders while wearing matching socks.
Our team of expert sock puppeteers has been working tirelessly to develop the perfect protocol for these robotic ambassadors. Our training program includes advanced puppetry techniques and a rigorous course in the art of making really, really bad jokes.
But we're not just about form, folks. We're also about function. Our sock puppets are equipped with state-of-the-art advanced sock technology, including built-in espresso machines and a comprehensive database of knock-knock jokes.
So, what do we have to say to you, our valued constituent? We say: let's get this sock puppet party started!