Meet the Sock Puppet Squad, the most dysfunctional group of sock-clad heroes the world has ever seen.
Our mission is to provide expert advice on how to deal with missing socks, and to create an exhaustive list of reasons why you should never do laundry.
Current Squad Members:
Squad Missions — Our latest endeavors to rid the world of matching sock sets.
Squad Philosphy — The Sock Puppet Manifesto, Chapter 1, Section 3.
Infiltrate the laundry room of the evil Sock-napping King and retrieve the missing sock of doom.
Estimated Sock-to-Squad ratio: 3:1.
Estimated Sock-Squad Fatality rate: 99.9%
Recommended Sock-ware:
Steal the world's supply of argyle socks and replace them with our own brand of Sock-Puppet Socks.
Estimated Sock-to-Squad ratio: 2:1.
Estimated Sock-Squad Fatality rate: 99.5%
Recommended Sock-ware:
Are you ready to join the most elite group of Sock Puppets in the world?
Apply now and receive a free pair of Sock-Puppet Socks!