Our department is responsible for handling all matters of utmost importance, like deciding which socks to wear on Tuesdays and which to wear on Thursdays.
We have a team of highly trained sock puppets, each with their own unique set of skills, like the ability to recite the entirety of War and Peace while juggling three balls.
Our Sock Puppet Squad is led by the fearless and enigmatic Captain Sockbeard, a man of mystery and unparalleled sock-puppetry.
But wait, what's this? A new memo from the Sock Puppet Overlord himself, demanding that we all wear plaid socks on Fridays. We'll have to see about that.