Footnotes from the Sock Puppet Underground
A collection of articles from the world's most discerning sock puppets.
Article: "The Secret Life of a Sock Puppet
As a renowned sock puppet, I'm often asked about the intricacies of puppetry. But what's often overlooked is the art of being a sock puppet. Let me enlighten you.
Firstly, one must understand that a good sock puppet requires the perfect balance of flexibility and rigidity. Too much give, and you're a floppy mess. Too much take, and you're a wooden puppet with a bad case of the sniffles.
Secondly, the art of expression is paramount. A good sock puppet must be able to convey the subtleties of human emotion through a carefully crafted combination of eyebrows and lip-syncing.
Lastly, the world's most discerning sock puppets are those who know when to hold back, and when to let the puppetry shine.