Why We Need More Snow Days
It's a travesty. A catastrophe. A colossal waste of time. We toil away for 365 days a year, 24/7, 365 days a week, and what do we get? A never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and pointless committee meetings.
But you know what's worse? The absurdity that is our calendar. A constant reminder of the monotony that is the workweek. Snow days as a human right, it's time to rethink our priorities.
Manifesto for the Abolition of the 8-4Stay frosty, comrades! The revolution will not be televised, but it will be on a snow day.