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Today, we'll be discussing the utterly irrelevant topic of "The Best Type of Socks to Wear on Tuesdays".
Chairperson, Sub-Subcommittee 4-2: "I propose we spend the next hour debating this existential crisis, and another hour on whether pineapple should be allowed on pizza."
Member of the Sub-Subcommittee 4-2: "But, but, but, what about the societal implications of wearing argyle socks on Tuesdays?"