| Policy 1: Mandatory Napping Time | We require all members to take a minimum of 2 hours of napping time every afternoon to recharge and prevent existential dread. |
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| Policy 2: Inflated Sense of Self-Importance | We encourage all members to wear a minimum of 3 different colored hats to meetings to signify their individuality and air of authority. |
| Policy 3: Mandatory Puns | We require all members to use at least 2 puns per meeting to keep things interesting and to avoid actual work. |
| Policy 4: Mandatory Procrastination | We require all members to waste a minimum of 30 minutes per day on social media scrolling to ensure they stay connected with the world outside. |
| Policy 5: Inflated Meeting Minutes | We require all meetings to be at least 5 minutes long, even if nothing was accomplished, as a form of group therapy and to ensure everyone gets their daily dose of boredom. |
| Policy 6: Mandatory Group Hugs | We require all members to exchange at least 2 hugs during every meeting to foster a sense of community and shared awkwardness. |
For more information on our other policies, visit Subpolicy A: The Art of Doing Nothing or Subpolicy B: The Science of Bureaucracy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Subpolicy C: The Futility of It All.