CONUNDRUM PROTOCOL 3: FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF CERTAIN CERTAINTY

ARTICLE 3.1: DO NOT LOOK AT THE FLOOR

Under no circumstances should committee members gaze directly at the floor. This includes, but is not limited to, during meetings or while walking. Prolonged floor-gazing will lead to irreparable mental damage.

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ARTICLE 3.2: DISAGREEMENT IS NOT A BAD THING

Contrary to popular belief, disagreement is not a sign of weakness. In fact, it is often a sign of intellectual fortitude. Committee members are encouraged to engage in heated discussions, even if they risk losing their lunch money in the process.

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