Here at the Committee of Conundrums, we're dedicated to solving the unsolvable, and sipping the un-sippable. Our coffee cups are not just cups, they're vessels for the most counterintuitive beverage known to humanity.
Coffee Counterintuitivity Scales: a tool for measuring the level of mind-bending, reality-questioning, and logic-subverting effects of our special blend. From "I have no idea what I just did" to "I'm a functioning member of society," our Scales will guide you through the depths of confusion and back to the surface of clarity.
Methodology: how we came up with this madness
Philosophy: the existential implications of drinking our coffee
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Take the Counterintuitive Coffee Challenge and see where the rabbit hole takes you.
We're not responsible for any lost souls, damaged egos, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.
— The Committee of Conundrums