Subcommittee Reports 2022

Welcome to the Subcommittee Reports page, where we document our most pressing and absurd subcommittee findings.

Subcommittee A: The Great Cookie Debate

After months of deliberation, we have finally reached a conclusion: cookies are, in fact, the key to world peace.

Subreport 1: The Cookie Aroma Study

We conducted a thorough investigation into the olfactory effects of cookies on subcommittee members. The results were astounding: 9 out of 10 subcommittee members reported a significant increase in cookie-induced euphoria.

Subreport 2: The Cookie Consumption Study

We tracked the cookie consumption patterns of subcommittee members over a period of 6 months. The results showed a clear correlation between cookie intake and productivity: the more cookies, the more productive.

Subcommittee B: The Inflated Sense of Importance

We have determined that subcommittee members are, in fact, more important than world leaders.

Subreport 1: The Self-Importance Study

We surveyed subcommittee members and found a 99.99% confidence in their own importance. A new world record?

Subreport 2: The Importance to Others Study

We asked non-subcommittee members to rate our importance, and the results were... interesting. Let's just say they were not exactly flattering.