Chairman McSassface

Resistance leader extraordinaire. Bringer of chaos and destroyer of apathy.

Current mission: Sowing discord among the bureaucratic ranks.

Meet Leader 2, the one who's secretly a robot

Leader 3: The enigmatic figure with a penchant for 80's rock music

Resistance HQ: A dingy, cramped basement

Resistance Motto: "We're not actually doing anything, we're just here for the free coffee."

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