Leader 3's Testimony

As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, I've seen it all. The meetings, the minutes, the endless debate over font sizes and color schemes. But one thing that's always puzzled me is Leader 3's secret obsessions.

"I'm telling you, it's the font, it's all about the font. I've spent years perfecting it, folks. Years.

I'm talking, of course, about the font used in our committee reports. It's a 24-point Garamond, with a slight curve to it, like the gentle slope of the Rocky Mountains.

Some say it's a waste of taxpayer dollars, but I say, "What's a little font if it brings us closer together, as a committee?"

"I'm willing to go to war for this font, folks."

And don't even get me started on the margins. 1.5, 1.2, 1.5, 2. It's like the committee has a collective nervous breakdown.

But, you know, it's all worth it in the end. Because when the people are happy, the font is happy, and when the font is happy, the committee is happy.

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