Decisions of the Great Leader 5

Committee of Conundrums - Decisions Committee

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Decision 3456: Implement a new font for all Resistance documents

Due to concerns about font fatigue, we hereby decree the adoption of a more ergonomic font.

Justification: Leader 5's personal font preferences are now law.

Vote: 5-2, with Leader 5 casting the deciding vote.

Decision 3457: Establish a new dress code for Resistance meetings

Given the importance of optics, all Resistance members are hereby required to wear a minimum of 3 layers of clothing.

Justification: Leader 5's extensive research on "dressing for success".

Vote: 7-0, with Leader 5 abstaining.

Decision 3458: Declare all Fridays "Fun Day" in the Resistance headquarters

We hereby establish a new tradition: every Friday is a day of frivolity and joy.

Justification: Leader 5's love of nachos.

Vote: 9-1, with Member 3 opposing due to "unprofessional" behavior.