Declaration of Independence from Bureaucracy
By the power invested in us by the people, we, the Committee of Conundrums, hereby declare our independence from the oppressive forces of bureaucracy.
We reject the suffocating grip of forms, reports, and meetings that have stifled creativity, stifled innovation, and stifled our very souls.
We call upon all who would join us in this revolution to rise up and demand a better way, a way of freedom from the suffocating grasp of the bureaucratic state.
Join us in our fight for a life of purpose, of passion, of creativity.
Key Proclamation Articles:
- Article 1: We reject all forms of red tape.
- Article 2: We demand a life of purpose, of passion, of creativity.
- Article 3: We call for an end to meetings that last longer than 30 minutes.
- Article 4: We reject all reports that are not in Comic Sans.
