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DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM BUREAUCRACY

RESISTANCE LEADERS' GOALS

We, the Resistance, declare independence from the bureaucratic nightmare that holds us back! Our goals:

Reduce paperwork by 50% in the first month
Increase coffee breaks to 30 minutes
Establish a no-meeting-on-Wednesdays policy
Create a committee to investigate why the copier always jams

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