Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to liberate the snack aisle from the tyranny of boring, mass-produced snacks. We're talking Cheetos, Fritos, and Doritos - all the classics.
Using advanced tactics and cunning, we will infiltrate your pantry, your fridge, and your snacking habits. We will replace your boring, beige-colored rice cakes with artisanal, handcrafted, small-batch granola bars.
We will employ a variety of clandestine tactics, including:
Join us, and together we can make the world a more flavorful place, one snack at a time.