Committee of Conundrums Contact Page: Because We're Not Actually Here

Our offices are located in the basement of a dilapidated, abandoned amusement park. You can find us by following the trail of torn ticket stubs and faint echoes of forgotten screams.

Phone: Don't bother calling, we're not actually here

Email: We don't actually check it

Mail: Just don't bother

Meet us at the old, rickety bridge on the outskirts of town. We'll be the ones arguing with a mime.

Or, you know, just send us a carrier pigeon. We're not really sure how that works, but it sounds cool.

Subpages:

• Secretary of State of Unimportant Affairs
• Lost and Found: Where We Found a Slightly Used Tissue
• Our Basement: Where the Real Magic Happens