January 3rd, 2022: The donut shop on 5th street reported a string of missing donuts. The police were baffled.
February 14th, 2022: A group of socks went missing, sparking a city-wide panic. Theories ranged from alien abduction to sock-eating monsters.
March 25th, 2022: A parade float shaped like a giant inflatable unicorn exploded, spilling its contents all over Main St.
April 1st, 2022: A local eatery sparked outrage with its decision to serve pineapple as a topping on its pizza.