Sock Squad Protocol

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to the Sock Squad Protocol. In this sacred text, we will outline the procedures for dealing with the most pressing issue of our time: alien socks.

Section 1: Identification of Alien Socks

A sock that has been identified as alien must be handled with extreme caution. To confirm its status, follow these steps:

  1. Examine the sock for any unusual markings or odors.
  2. Check for signs of sentience or independent thought.
  3. Consult with the Supreme Commander of Sockdom for further guidance.

Proceed to Sock Squad Procedure

Section 2: Alien Sock Protocol

Once a sock has been confirmed as alien, the Sock Squad Protocol takes effect. This involves:

  1. Immediate capture and containment of the alien sock.
  2. Notification of the Supreme Commander via secure, encrypted channel.
  3. Implementation of the 5-Phase Sock Protocol:

View Sock Squad Operations Manual

Remember, Sock Squad members: our duty is clear. The fate of the world may depend on it. Now, go forth and conquer the alien socks!

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