THE BREAKFAST ENZYME DISASTER

It's 3:14 AM. The kitchen is on fire. The toast is on fire. The breakfast enzyme is ON THE LOOSE!

Point of Incineration: Kitchen Counter

Reports of exploding eggs, sizzling bacon, and spontaneous combustion of cereal have been flooding in. Our experts say it's not just a matter of bad juuus, it's a full-blown Enzyme-Geddon.

Egg-Narcissism: A Likely Cause

Solutions

Enzyme-Neutralizing Spray

Our top team of scientists have concocted a special solution to neutralize the rogue enzyme. It's like a fire extinguisher, but for breakfast.

PAN-ICU PANIC