**Bottoms Up Banter Brawl: Round 1**

**Welcome to the Great Bottoms-Up Brawl of the Century!**

**In this corner, we have:**

• **Bert the Bottoms-Up Brawler**
• **Bernice the Brusque Banterist**
• **Barnaby the Bottoms-Up Buffoon**

**The crowd is on the edge of their seats!**