We are the Committee of Conundrums, a gathering of the most erudite individuals in the land. We've been convened to tackle the most pressing conundrums of our time, and we're not afraid to get a little messy.
The Ultimate Puzzle is one of our most pressing concerns. We're still trying to figure out how to get the cat out of the box.
We also have a Teatime Torment subcommittee working tirelessly to resolve the conundrums surrounding tea drinking etiquette.
And don't even get us started on the Socks of Despair. It's a real pickle.
But don't worry, we're on it! The Committee of Conundrums is always here to help you untangle the knots in your brain.
Or, at the very least, make you laugh while we try.