Conundrum Tracing - Where Logic is Optional

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today, we're tackling the conundrum of... Why did the chicken cross the road? (Note: We're still on the 47th iteration of this discussion, and we're getting nowhere.

Subcommittee A | Subcommittee B | Subcommittee C

Also, please note that our next meeting will be held on Tuesday, because that's just how the conundrum schedule worked out.