Why Does It Hurt So Badly?
Because, my dear friend, you've been sitting on the Committee of Conundrums for far too long.
We've got prophets and sages, experts and dilettantes, all trying to solve the one thing that keeps you up at night:
And so on, and so forth, in the never-ending cycle of Conundrums and Conundrums.
But fear not, dear friend, for we have a solution: just pretend it's a different question altogether.