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Case 1234: The Sock Hoarding Pandemic

Sock Hoarding Epidemiology

This is Case 1234, where the victim's sock collection reached 17,342 individual socks.

Causes: Sudden Onset Sock Acquisition Disorder (SOSAD), Compulsive Matching, and an unquenchable thirst for Softness and Cozy-ness.

Diagnosis: Sock Hoarding Syndrome (SHS) Type III: Severe

Recommendations:

  • Intervention by a Sock-Enthusiast Support Group
  • Gradual Sock Reduction Program
  • Installation of Sock Storage Unit (SSU) in the victim's home
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