What is an OXYMORON, you ask?
An OXYMORON is a figure of speech that combines two contradictory ideas into a single, clever phrase. It's like a linguistic acrobat, juggling meaning and meaninglessness with reckless abandon!
For example, "jumbo jets" (big planes that are small) or "bittersweet" (both bitter and sweet, like a bad wine review)
Now, let's get our OXYMORON on with some examples: