The Inflatable Conundrum

Here lies the infamous Inflatable Conundrum, a puzzle so mind-bendingly complex, so existentially confounding, that even the great thinkers of our time can't seem to get it right.

Some say it's a paradox, others claim it's an oxymoron. But what do we really know?

A) It's a confluence of conflicting ideas

B) It's an anagrammatical afflication of words

C) It's a conundrum within a conundrum within a conundrum

D) Dive deeper into the Conundrum of Conundrums

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to solve it for yourself.