Welcome to the official registry of individuals who have fallen victim to the scourge of donuts.
Here are the stories of those who dared to indulge in the sweet, sweet temptation of sugary pastry.
Donut Hoarders Anonymous has a chapter in this section, where you can read about the struggles of those who have succumbed to the allure of buying and storing donuts.
We also have a support group for those experiencing withdrawal symptoms from donut withdrawal.
But don't worry, it's not all bad news! We also have a donut-themed escape artist who can help you escape the cycle of donut addiction.
Or, you know what? Just go eat the donut already.