Deep within the heart of the mystical forest, a secret society of sages hath mastered the arcane art of thermal transference. With a flick of the wrist and a whispered incantation, they can transfer the warmth of a thousand suns to the chilliest of hearts.
For centuries, this enigmatic group has been perfecting their craft, hidden away from prying eyes in an ancient, ruined temple. Their rituals involve intricate dances, cryptic incantations, and a delicate balance of thermometers and thermoses.
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