Deciphering the Code: 5-1 The Junior Consultant Method

Step 1: Stare at the screen for hours

Step 2: Tap your feet impatiently while muttering 'what's going on'

Step 3: Call your non-tech-savvy friend for help (because who needs Google, right?)

Step 4: Use a flowchart

Draw a flowchart with lots of squiggly lines and boxes, but don't worry if it looks like a kindergartener's nightmare

Step 5: Press F5 until it breaks

And that's it! Congratulations, you're now a junior consultant!

For further reading, check out:

• 5-2 The Senior Consultant Method (because who doesn't love more confusion?)
• 6-0 The Mystery Method (for when you have no idea what to do)