When faced with a complex problem, the Committee of Conundrums employs a tried and true methodology: ask the intern. It's a foolproof system, we assure you.
Here's a breakdown of our step-by-step approach:
First, we panic. It's essential to get the blood pumping and the heart racing. This sets the tone for the rest of the process.
Read more about our panic-inducing process.
Next, we stare blankly at the code for an extended period, trying to will the answers into our minds. It's like staring at a blank canvas, waiting for the masterpieces to emerge.
See how our blank stare can lead to breakthroughs!
Finally, when all else fails, we ask a question. Preferably, we ask someone who knows what they're doing. But that's just not how it works, is it?