Our team's motto: "If it compiles, it's good enough."
We're proud to introduce our revolutionary new approach to coding: Coding by Ear. It's like coding, but without the need for those tedious little things called "rules" or "conventions" or "best practices".
Our patented (not really) method involves typing away with our eyes closed, relying on muscle memory and sheer dumb luck. And, hey, it's worked for us so far. (Just don't ask our intern, he's still trying to figure out how to use the copier.)