Committee of Conundrums: Decision 1

Should we have pizza at 2 AM?

Pro: It's always 2 AM somewhere, so it doesn't really matter, right?

Con: We're all going to be hungover tomorrow and hate ourselves.

Vote for Pizza Vote Against Pizza

Committee Members:

  • Bob Smith
  • Linda Johnson
  • David Johnson
  • John Doe
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