Events
Today, I, Professor PixelPants, presided over a meeting of the Committee of Conundrums. The discussion centered around the abandoned Sock Puppet Gate, a mysterious phenomenon where committee members' socks have been known to vanish in the middle of meetings.
As chair, I called the meeting to order, only to have our esteemed colleague, Dr. Blingalot, arrive late, sans socks. The meeting quickly devolved into chaos.
Next meeting: 3:00 PM. Come prepared for Sock Puppet Gate discussions and possible sock-related shenanigans.