The Committee of Conundrums convened in a state of utter confusion, with members seated in a circle, each holding a cup of coffee that had been there since the Clinton administration. The chairperson, a bespectacled individual named Bertrand, stood atop a chair, attempting to herd the cats.
After a few minutes of aimless discussion, the committee members decided that, no, they were not going to do anything, because, honestly, what was the point of any of this, anyway?
And so, the minutes of that meeting were never written, because, well, who needs minutes when you're just going to abandon all decisions and go home for a snack?
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