We Were Thinking... What Were We Thinking

We're a committee of experts, and we've been tasked with making the most absurd decisions imaginable.

Recent Abandons:

• We were thinking of having a meeting, but changed our minds.
• Decided to have pizza for dinner, but then ate ramen instead.

Our process is as follows:

1. We think for exactly 5 minutes.
2. Then we abandon the idea.
3. We take a break to play video games.
4. We come back to it later and pretend it was a good idea.

Absurd Decisions:

• We decided to build a bridge to nowhere.
• We spent an entire meeting discussing the meaning of 'nowhere'.