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Decisions of Deception Conundrum of the Day: "The Great Sock Puppet Uprising"

By a vote of 5-3, the Committee of Conundrums has decided that all socks are, in fact, secretly plotting against us. Evidence: Sock Puppet Sightings.

As a result, all meetings will now feature a mandatory sock puppet of the Chairman, who will provide counsel on all matters of import. Don't worry, it's not like we're being controlled by an invisible force or anything...

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