Decision 2: The Great Pizza Topping Conundrum

The Committee of Conundrums has reached a consensus: pineapple is, in fact, not a pizza topping.

After hours of heated debate, the committee finally decided to settle the matter with a 9-3 vote. The dissenting members argued that pineapple is a classic topping and that the majority was just being a bunch of "hawaiian-haters".

As part of its decision, the Committee has also established a new department: the Office of Unconventional Pizza Toppings (O-PUT). This department will handle all future debates on the matter of pineapple as well as other non-traditional toppings such as, but not limited to, peanut butter, pickles, and jelly.

Go Back to Decisions of the People or Read Decision 3: The Fjord of Fjords

A shadowy figure in the corner of the room was overheard muttering "I still don't get it, pineapple is a classic."

Note: The shadowy figure in the corner is a subtle nod to the fact that not everyone in the committee agrees with the decision. The link to Decision 1 is a wink to the fact that there are more decisions to come, and the link to Decision 3 is a playful reference to a fictional "fjord" that might have been mentioned in the previous decision.