Emergency Meeting Called

By order of the Chairperson, this meeting shall convene forthwith to address the following:

Agenda Item: The Fate of the World

As you are all aware, the world is in disarray. Proliferation of memes has reached an all-time high, and the global supply of pizza has been severely impacted. It is up to this esteemed committee to decide the course of action.

Proposed Solutions:

• Option A: Establish a global internet ban, thereby eliminating the root cause of the problem
• Option B: Declare a state of emergency and allocate all remaining pizza supplies to the highest bidders
• Option C: Create a task force to develop a more efficient algorithm for meme generation, thereby increasing global productivity

Subcommittee Meetings:

• Option A Discussion
• Option B Rationale
• Option C Whitepaper