Decision 2: Donut Regulations

By order of the Committee of Conundrums, all donuts within the realm must be:

• At least 3 inches in circumference to qualify as a donut of sufficient dignity.
• Decorated with exactly 7 sprinkles to avoid any undue frivolity.
• Must be consumed within 5 minutes of production lest they be considered stale and thus, unacceptable.
• No donut may be paired with more than 2 cups of coffee to prevent excessive caffeine intake and, subsequently, spontaneous combustion.

Failure to comply with these regulations will result in:

• Donut Denial - the removal of all donut privileges.
• Conundrum Confinement - a minimum of 30 days in Donut Detention Center.

Proceed to Decision 3: The Donut Dilemma for further clarification. Return to Decision 1: Donut Nomenclature for a refresher.