Chapter 3: The Sock Conspiracy Unfolds
It's not just a coincidence, comrades. Our research suggests that the Sock Society is more than just a simple theory – it's a reality. A reality in which socks have been piloting our lives, manipulating our choices, and controlling our wardrobe.
We've uncovered evidence of Sock Puppeteer agents infiltrating our laundry rooms, manipulating the washing machines, and dictating our sock pairings. It's a vast, intricate web of deceit, with no clear leader, but with one ultimate goal: SOCK DOMINATION.
Our team of experts, led by the fearless Dr. Dr. Sockworth, is working tirelessly to unravel the mysteries of the Sock Society. But we need your help!
Join us in our fight against Sock tyranny. Learn more about the Sock Rebellion and how you can contribute to our research.