The Committee of Conundrums Declares: Despair is Mandatory

By order of the Council of Unrelenting Despondency, the Committee of Conundrums decrees that despair is not just optional, but a fundamental aspect of modern life. Prolonged exposure to existential dread is now officially recognized as an acceptable form of entertainment.

Resolution 427-Despair:

  1. Acknowledge the crushing futility of all existence.
  2. Adopt an attitude of hopelessness.
  3. Practice the art of shrugging in resignation.
Appendix of Anguish: Additional Despair Protocols