Committee of Conundrums: Degrees in Pretentiousness

Annual Report 2023

Dear valued members and stakeholders,

We are pleased to present the Annual Report for the Committee of Conundrums, covering our notable achievements in Pretentiousness for the year 2023.

Under the able leadership of our Chairperson, Professor P. Pretentiousworth, our committee has successfully managed to confuse, perplex, and bewilder our audience with:

• Issuing certificates in Advanced Pretentiousness, granting 500+ students a higher degree in smugness.
• Elevating the art of pretentiousness through our annual 'Pretentiousness Festival', attracting 10,000+ spectators, who all left with a sense of bewilderment.
• Establishing partnerships with 7+ prestigious institutions to promote the study of pretentiousness in all its forms.

We would like to acknowledge the tireless efforts of our staff, who worked diligently to create 3,200+ pages of convoluted reports, 1,000+ slides of incomprehensible presentations, and 5,000+ cups of over-priced coffee.

We look forward to continuing our mission of spreading pretentiousness far and wide in the coming year. Stay prophetsed, dear readers!

Warmly,
—The Committee of Conundrums

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