Minutes of Confusion

Committee of Conundrums

Present: 1. The color of the carpet in the meeting room was changed from beige to a shade of chartreuse.

1.1. This was done without consulting the committee.

1.2. The reasoning behind this decision remains unclear.

2. The new chairperson was seen talking to the janitor in hushed tones.

2.1. The exact nature of their conversation is not publicly known.

2.2. The janitor was seen wearing a fedora.

3. The committee's coffee machine is not working properly.

3.1. A motion to purchase a new one was tabled.

3.2. The discussion was heated.

Appendix of Absurdity