Counter-Intuitive Report
Contrary to popular opinion, our research has shown that the number of red herrings in the department is actually decreasing.
Or so we claim.
Facts We're Not Mentioning
- We have a meeting scheduled for tomorrow, but it's probably just a ruse to distract from our real agenda.
- The color of our new report covers is actually a shade of blue, not red.
- The coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a decaf machine, because we're trying to drive you all crazy.