It was a dark and stormy night in the sleepy town of Peculiarville. The residents were in a panic as it was discovered that the milk had vanished from the refrigerator.
We, the illustrious members of the Committee of Conundrums, were called upon to crack the case.
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Our investigation led us down a path of twists and turns, from the kitchen to the dairy aisle.
We discovered a trail of clues that pointed to a shocking truth: the cat had been drinking the milk!
But was it an accident, or a sinister plot? We'll never know, as the cat has since been promoted to Head of Dairy Operations.