Here, the laws of reality are bent and twisted to create the most confounding, mind-bending pizza toppings you've ever encountered.
We don't just serve pizza, we serve a portal to another dimension of flavor.
Our pizzas are crafted with care, and a dash of madness.
Visit us, and experience the thrill of the paradox!
Consuming our pizzas may cause: Reality Distortion, Space-Time Continuity Errors, and Unpredictable Taste Buds.
Side effects may include but are not limited to:
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our pizzas, or the universe as a whole.